A voicemail from Cornelius

Suffice to say Anders’ antics in last week’s episode did not go over well. We’re dealing with kind of a lot right now, so we’ll be back next week with a real episode. Until then, this week’s audio delight comes courtesy of the titular Cornelius of Cioppino Cornelius (shout out). Enjoy, and see you next time!

Duration: 03:31

Credits

Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
This episode’s executive producer was Andy Feldman (Witness if You Will)

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Pjoshin's
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Anders and Helen continue their quests… or is it a quest?! They end up drinking more than they expected and they learn one of the original names for beer pong. In this episode we talk about hard questions, teeth, how gliders work, and new ways to use a plunger.

Duration: 48:59

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
Additional music from Thornwill
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art features images by Photo by social cut and Photo by Julian Schultz on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer were Sam Disalvo & Molly Sanchez

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Kind of a Supervillain
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Helen is so close to finding her way into Carol Firestone’s lost treasure vault she can almost taste it! This week, a puzzle expert takes us on a journey: a literal journey into a ravine, and a figurative journey into the heart of 1990s music. We drink tea, watch fireworks, and dig deep into the relationship between superheroes and supervillains.

Duration 45:54

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art features images by Theo Eilertsen Photography and Lon Christensen on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Dom Johnson

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Solarium

When you’re treasure hunting, sometimes you just have to call in a translator. Anders needs an expert to help him interrogate a strait about a crash site. Bea Digby is back, and she’s got some updates for us. She also has a lovely new solarium. Helen is still on the road, and has a hot new brick in her hands. This episode, we talk about cat feces, condominium architecture, Zoom backgrounds, and where to get the best nougat in the Bay Area.

Duration: 46:29

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art contains photographs by Sean Oulashin and Rajiv Bajaj on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Lena Brooks

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You're a Carol

We finally figure out how to get the brick back, but some obstacles get in our way. Helen heads to the Blue River to get back what Carol knows about the next step in her mystery! In this week’s episode, Helen confronts a rival, Anders is added to the watch list at Staples, and we all learn some new fun facts about fruit. Get on your butts and slide into this episode.

Duration 45:31

Credits

Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art contains an image by Simon Wilkes on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Natash Vinik (Twitter)

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Dirk's Divebomber

Helen and Anders dive into a century-old aeronautical rivalry in this week’s episode, where we learn about Anders’ days on the paper airplane circuit. Helen gains managerial experience in Kansas, and has an inexplicable condition. Its pancakes, restaurant order management systems, paper quality, and the habits of owls in an extremely flat episode of Treasure Hunting Helen! Get on board and bring your best reams!

Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images by TommFohie on Pixabay and Dominik Van Opdenbosch on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was James Folta

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Keys in Sixty Seconds
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Sometimes, you need to go to an Ace Hardware. This week, Helen and Anders head to an Ace Hardware and are helped by a friendly employee, who turns out to have a very special connection to the store. This week we talk about finding your passion, finding the right parts, and finding out who your best friends are.

Duration: 45:19

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses an image by gussencion from Pixabay
This episode’s executive producer was Mike Schubert (Potterless, Horse, Meddling Adults)

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Legend Has It

Some scary stuff is going on in Norman, Oklahoma as Helen reunites with her best friend Carol at a football stadium. Anders finds a new way to dial in. In this episode, we talk about ghosts, mysterious and untimely deaths, dogs, metal detectors, and how to safely stow your bag. Lisent up and find out what happens as we finally fulfill the prophecy of Phil Phiskers!

Duration: 48:36

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
The week’s executive producers were Marina Misculin and Bri Cala (Can I Walk You Out)

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Lay Your Shoes on Me

This week’s episode takes us to the world of the theater as Helen and Anders visit the studio of Anngelica Julianna Shakespeare. She's the closest we're going to get to a real face to face with Lavinia Flappelle, and she's so humble, too. We learn about Anders’ high-school acting days and Helen holds a grudge against 18 pairs of shoes.

Duration: 49:17

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
Additional music from Patrick Patrikios
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from Handy Wicaksono, Milada Vigerova, Nathan Dumlao, and Leyre Labarga on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Alexis Gay (Non Technical)

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Not a Facts Guy
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Anders faces a test of Library Science proportions in this week’s episode. Can he apply the right “vibes” to pass, or is he going to sabotage his search? Will Helen help or will she be stuck in the dark? This week we’re talking about trains, hammocks, and how to tell time by looking at a newspaper. Also, Anders and guest Brett Pitt design a new kind of pizza!

Duration: 48:10

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from Korie Cull and Deryn Macey on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Joseph Leo Boyce (Can I Walk You Out)

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The Yeti Cry

This would have been a special video episode, if only Helen’s technology had cooperated! Instead, we’re sharing the audio from this ‘has to be seen to be believed’ podcast episode, where Helen meets a surprising guest while stranded in a snowstorm. We talk about agriculture, marital issues, and the ever encroaching expanse of humanity that threatens to irreversibly alter our environment forever! Seriously, though, we know how that sounds, and we promise this one is funny actually!

Duration: 47:54

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses an image by Daniel Spase on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Dan Burt

8-Bit March by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license.

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My Metrics

We’re going in circles, literally, in this drive-through episode. We learn which clock position Helen and Anders use for their hands when driving (one of them puts BOTH hands at noon!), what kinds of animals Helen raised on the farm, and what happens when the health inspector comes to the Golden Arches. Also, hopefully, Anders gets some important clues!

Duration: 42:48

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses an image from FL FLPhotography.li on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Coco Merrell (Ray of Light, Killing My Lobster)

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Fourth Eye

What type of hard candy does a goose love the most? Is Anders actually great at flying? What rhymes with “macaroni”? If you were asking yourself these questions, this week’s episode is just for you. Helen arrives in Columbus, Missouri to pump Carol’s psychic for information. But maybe she got more than she bargained for with this cloistered clairvoyant.

Duration: 49:08

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from Pedro Lastra and salvatore ventura on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Avi Rajput

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Tit for Tat

Calling all literature lovers! This week, Anders meets with human-powered vehicle air traffic controller, Liz Pegg. Meanwhile, Helen makes a friend of her own. What’s the connection to literature? Let’s just say it involves a hiker eating some stew and a whole lotta vignettes.

Duration: 43:49

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from Ryan Song and Konrad Wojciechowski on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Lindsey Quinn (Fight Club)


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Living out of This Bag

Helen is reunited with her best friend Carol Firestone at the Colorado Springs airport, where she learns a lot about baggage handling, and a little about a new treasure hunt. Also, Anders dials in using an unusual method and Helen is getting very, very sleepy...

Duration: 45:33

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses an image from Waldemar Brandt on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Bri Cala (Can I Walk You Out)

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Short Staffed

In this week’s episode, Anders faces a series of athletic challenges, we learn why hotels don’t have waffle irons, and Helen makes some new friends in the woods. No animals (and no hotel staff) were harmed during the making of this episode.

Duration: 45:55

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from reisetopia and Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producer was Sal Testa

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Sandwich Engine Optimization II

We promised, and we delivered. The world premiere of Sandwich Engine Optimization, a podcast all about sandwiches, featuring your hosts Anders Gramm, Skrull Scamp, and Emperor Norton V of these United States and protector of Mexico. This week we cover the toughness of bread, how to guess the name of a sandwich, and some secret ingredients from The Sandwich Spot.

Duration: 42:40

Credits
Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
This week’s episode featured music by Unicorn Heads
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses images from Sara Cervera and David Pupaza on Unsplash
This episode’s executive producers were Sahil Desai and Andrew Portner



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Listener Q&A 1
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We're getting ready for Season 3 to kick off! Before we do that, we though it would be good to clean out the old inbox, and respond to some of the very good questions you all have sent us. We'd like to do this more often! Send us your questions about us, about treasure hunting, or anything that comes up here at treasurehuntinghelen@gmail.com or DM us on Instgram, Facebook, or Twitter!

Duration: 20:22

Credits

Produced by Cat Hollander and Max McCal
Intro vocals by Hans Fricke
Intro music is Blame by Fresh Body Shop
End credits music is Blind Love by Jeris
Additional sound effects from zapsplat.com
Logo by Nikki Johl
Character art by Tessa McCal
Episode art uses an image from Andreea Swank on Unsplash

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